Lauren is not what she appears to be. Many people think she is perfect and innocent and never gets in trouble. So un-true. This afternoon Ethan was sitting on the toilet doing his business. He still needs a little help getting clean, so I went in to help him. What happened next happened in a split second. Lauren followed me down the hall and as I went into the bathroom, she peeked at me from around the corner. When my eye caught hers, she gave me a nasty glare. If looks could kill... While Ethan was still on the toilet and before it had been flushed, Lauren bolted in and threw a hotwheels car in between Ethan's legs. She made a perfect shot right in the bowl. I screamed and Ethan yelled at her and at that moment she turned around and ran out of of the bathroom laughing to herself. I think I heard her say "Ha ha!!" She can be so naughty! Then before I could blink someone flushed the toilet with EVERYTHING in it. Oh noooooo! The last thing I wanted to do today was take an entire toilet apart and empty it in the backyard. Luckily the car made it's way through the toilet neck and is now on it's way to who knows where. I'll be keeping a watchful eye on that stinker next time someone is sittin on the throne!
3 comments:
Funny story! I love it! Such a funny and cute age! :)
That's hilarious. And...
Whatever, Dude. That's the ONLY time I've ever flipped out like that. He wanted to know if I got the girls any candy bars!
I can't even tell you how many cars I've bleached because they somehow ended up in the toilet (before it was flushed.) Never had one flushed, though!!
Post a Comment